Best Sex Scenes of 2011
Love was in the air this year, and the pheromones created a plethora of passionate and even hilarious sex scenes.
Dexter
Batista's strategy as being the overprotective brother failed. The whole "hey, I have a gun so you shouldn't bang my sister" method is tried and true, but the feeble attempt was no match for Louis's desire. The lab intern and video game creator finally decided to man up and let Jamie know how he feels about her. In return, she let him express those feelings physically as well.
American Horror Story
American Horror Story laughs at boundaries when it comes to messed up material, but the sex scene with the Rubber Man and Vivien? Talk about an awkward moment for the viewer. Vivien finally forgives her husband, only to seduce the Rubber Man (who was revealed to be Tate). Bumping uglies with the ghost gets her pregnant with some kind of demon spawn and now the undead residents want to steal her baby. But if you're looking into the eyes of someone who isn't your significant other, wouldn't you be able to notice the difference? Regardless, talk about being dealt a crappy hand.
Immortals
Just like 300, Immortals is all about insanely ripped characters doing the dance of death as they wear as little as possible. Put in that situation, you'd be in the mood all the time, too. So, it was only fitting that Immortals found a way for fighters to fornicate.
Friends With Benefits
How can a movie based on a sexual relationship between Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis not be on this? The two brought sexy back on screen and there were rumors about the duo practicing off-screen as well. Some would call that cheating. Us? We call it dedication to the role.
Homeland
In case you're not familiar with the show, Homeland is about a CIA operative who thinks an American marine has been turned and is now an undercover terrorist. She spends her time stalking the vet and trying to collect evidence, but she needs more. One thing led to another and she finally got some "hard evidence" directly from the man. However, it only proved he's not shabby in bed. I guess that's why they say keep your friends close, and sleep with your enemies, right?
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Oh. My. God. Bella and Edward finally did it! Squeeeeeeeeee!
Game Of Thrones
Viewers call it "Game of Bones" for a reason, UGOers. The stunningly popular HBO show has a story everyone has fallen in love with, but the excessive amount of nudity and X-rated interactions are more than welcome as well.
No Strings Attached
Natalie Portman? Sex scenes? You have our attention! The gorgeous star from Black Swan is in this comedy about... sorry, we were distracted thinking about Portman. For the ladies, we hear Ashton Kutcher isn't tough to look at, either.
Bad Teacher
This comedy came and went without making much of a mark, but Cameron Diaz's sex scene with Justin Timberlake was without a doubt the highlight of the film. There was something disturbingly amusing about watching a nerdy version of the pop singer talk dirty and dry hump Diaz while fully clothed. Hey, at least it was safe sex.
True Blood
True Blood is known for two things: blood and sex. Sure, there's a story in there, but those two elements drown out everything else and they tend to be the topic of discussion surrounding the show. In this case, we're talking about Sookie and Eric thrusting away at one another in the woods. True Blood fans were thrilled to see the two finally hook up, and new fans had no problem enjoying the display of affection without knowing the backstory.
Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm's clumsy coitus is undoubtedly one of the most memorable sex scenes this year. Hamm's passion and Wiig's confusion and discomfort made this booty call the perfect intro for what was one of the best comedies in 2011. The SNL actress and Mad Men star bumping uglies will forever go down as the best sex scene in 2011!
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